Comedy News!

Thanks to everyone who came to the show at New York Comedy Club last night. The caliber of all the comedians was unusually high for that sort of show, and all my guests received a real treat. Hector Luis, the mastermind behind the whole shindig, knows how to put on one hell of a show. If you live in the New York area, stay tuned to MNN for news on his show Laughing Matters. If you weren't at the show, it might seem unreasonable for me to ask you to tune in to New York Public Access... but if you were in attendance, I am sure you want to see more Hector!

I also booked another good gig yesterday, such as any bringer show is a good gig!
Check it out:

If you want to go, you'll also want to save the $3 by reserving a spot before the show.
Call (212) 252-4261

I gasped when the booking lady at Broadway-- a total sweetheart named Marissa-- told me I was going to need TEN PEOPLE. I was like, "Lady, I'm a comic. I'm neurotic, and I avoid sunlight whenever possible... I don't KNOW ten people!"

So I did what I had to do: I went to VistaPrint and filled out the above design for free. From here until April 26, as I gallivant around town, if anyone so much as smiles at me, I am thrusting a turgid postcard right in his or her face. Boo-ya, street marketing, whut!

On a totally unrelated note, I want to point out that I am the weight loss fucking master. I don't want to say much more because I feel like it's bad juju, but I really should write a book. I think I'll call it, Be active, Pay Attention, and Stop Eating Garbage!

I think I'd sell a trillion copies.

Thanks again to everyone who showed up last night, especially the people who found out from this blog. Here's my schedule over the next few weeks:

Tuesday, 4/15
Five Spot Soulfood
8:00pm
459 Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn (map)
$10 Cover

Saturday, 4/26
Broadway Comedy Club
318 W 53rd St. (map)
7:00pm
$12 cover, 2 drink minimum
cover is $15 w/o reservations: (212) 252-4261

Monday, 5/5
507 Bar and Grill
9:00pm
507 Grand St., Manhattan (map)
$10 Cover

Saturday, 5/10
Gotham Comedy Club
208 W 23^rd St., Manhattan (map)
5:30pm
$12 Cover
Call (212) 367-9000 for reservations

Additionally, I frequently perform at Geoff Kole’s Comedy showcase waaaay uptown at 107^th St. and West End Ave:

Most Fridays and Saturdays
Underground Lounge
955 West End Ave., Manhattan (map)
9:00pm
$10 Cover + 2 Drink minimum